Monday, March 28, 2011

14. Something disgusting you do.

I roll around on the floor.

NEXT QUESTION!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

SNOW AIN'T SHIT!

Oh you know just training in the ice cold snow...NO BIG DEAL!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

13. A date you would love to go on.

I'm fine with anything.
Dinner and a movie? Sounds awesome.
Dancing the night away in our underwear? Eff yeah!
Grab some coffee? Surely.
Go do Karate in my basement? Shit yeah.
Go miniature golfing? YOU KNOW IT!
A day at the beach? BRING YO SUN BLOCK BABY!
Get drunk and fight each other?! IMA KICKER!
Pick fights with small children?? YOU SICKO! LEZ GO!
Stay in and watch a DVD? I like that :]
Arm wrestle? Over the top!
JJ's mothafucka!?! IT'S A GIVEN!
Kiss, kiss, bang, bang? :X you sly dog..
Play videogames and get mad at each other whenever we lose?! I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!
Go for a walk? And hold hands...while eating ice cream. THE CLICHE.

I like anything...or nothing ;]

Monday, March 21, 2011

12. Things you want to say to an ex.

Be safe, hope all is well with you, and I wish the best.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Adventures of Dae Han Episode 3



And we're at the bank.

""HELLO! I'M JULIE YAMAGUCHI! HERE AT CITY BANK WHERE AN ARMED ROBBERY TURNED HOSTAGE SITUATION HAS TAKEN PLACE!"

"WORD SO FAR IS THAT THE ROBBERS HAVE ALREADY KILLED ONE HOSTAGE AND ARE DEMANDING A HELICOPTER EVACUATION."

"Damn."

"All right! We got your chopper! But we need you to release the hostages!"

"No deal! I told you we'll release the hostages when we cross the border! DON'T FUCK WITH ME!"

"I need a guarantee! How do I know you'll let them go?"

"I'm afraid you're going to have to trust me! You have one hour or we'll kill each one!"


"Captain! The specialist is here to handle the situation!"
"Where?!"






FOOT TO FACE!



















SHIT! RELOAD QUICK!





SHIT! COME ON! COME ON!









That's far enough! ONE MORE STEP AND SHE'S DEAD!





EEEAAAAAM!


I must say...damn good job.




...Never mind. Let's get some donuts, kid.
"Sounds awe-"


THE END