And we're at the bank.
""HELLO! I'M JULIE YAMAGUCHI! HERE AT CITY BANK WHERE AN ARMED ROBBERY TURNED HOSTAGE SITUATION HAS TAKEN PLACE!"
"WORD SO FAR IS THAT THE ROBBERS HAVE ALREADY KILLED ONE HOSTAGE AND ARE DEMANDING A HELICOPTER EVACUATION."
"Damn."
"All right! We got your chopper! But we need you to release the hostages!"
"No deal! I told you we'll release the hostages when we cross the border! DON'T FUCK WITH ME!"
"I need a guarantee! How do I know you'll let them go?"
"I'm afraid you're going to have to trust me! You have one hour or we'll kill each one!"
"Captain! The specialist is here to handle the situation!"
"Where?!"
FOOT TO FACE!
SHIT! RELOAD QUICK!
SHIT! COME ON! COME ON!
That's far enough! ONE MORE STEP AND SHE'S DEAD!
EEEAAAAAM!
I must say...damn good job.
...Never mind. Let's get some donuts, kid.
"Sounds awe-"
THE END
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