I roll around on the floor.
NEXT QUESTION!
Monday, March 28, 2011
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
13. A date you would love to go on.
I'm fine with anything.
Dinner and a movie? Sounds awesome.
Dancing the night away in our underwear? Eff yeah!
Grab some coffee? Surely.
Go do Karate in my basement? Shit yeah.
Go miniature golfing? YOU KNOW IT!
A day at the beach? BRING YO SUN BLOCK BABY!
Get drunk and fight each other?! IMA KICKER!
Pick fights with small children?? YOU SICKO! LEZ GO!
Stay in and watch a DVD? I like that :]
Arm wrestle? Over the top!
JJ's mothafucka!?! IT'S A GIVEN!
Kiss, kiss, bang, bang? :X you sly dog..
Play videogames and get mad at each other whenever we lose?! I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!
Go for a walk? And hold hands...while eating ice cream. THE CLICHE.
I like anything...or nothing ;]
Dinner and a movie? Sounds awesome.
Dancing the night away in our underwear? Eff yeah!
Grab some coffee? Surely.
Go do Karate in my basement? Shit yeah.
Go miniature golfing? YOU KNOW IT!
A day at the beach? BRING YO SUN BLOCK BABY!
Get drunk and fight each other?! IMA KICKER!
Pick fights with small children?? YOU SICKO! LEZ GO!
Stay in and watch a DVD? I like that :]
Arm wrestle? Over the top!
JJ's mothafucka!?! IT'S A GIVEN!
Kiss, kiss, bang, bang? :X you sly dog..
Play videogames and get mad at each other whenever we lose?! I DON'T SEE WHY NOT!
Go for a walk? And hold hands...while eating ice cream. THE CLICHE.
I like anything...or nothing ;]
Monday, March 21, 2011
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Adventures of Dae Han Episode 3
And we're at the bank.
""HELLO! I'M JULIE YAMAGUCHI! HERE AT CITY BANK WHERE AN ARMED ROBBERY TURNED HOSTAGE SITUATION HAS TAKEN PLACE!"
"WORD SO FAR IS THAT THE ROBBERS HAVE ALREADY KILLED ONE HOSTAGE AND ARE DEMANDING A HELICOPTER EVACUATION."
"Damn."
"All right! We got your chopper! But we need you to release the hostages!"
"No deal! I told you we'll release the hostages when we cross the border! DON'T FUCK WITH ME!"
"I need a guarantee! How do I know you'll let them go?"
"I'm afraid you're going to have to trust me! You have one hour or we'll kill each one!"
"Captain! The specialist is here to handle the situation!"
"Where?!"
FOOT TO FACE!
SHIT! RELOAD QUICK!
SHIT! COME ON! COME ON!
That's far enough! ONE MORE STEP AND SHE'S DEAD!
EEEAAAAAM!
I must say...damn good job.
...Never mind. Let's get some donuts, kid.
"Sounds awe-"
THE END
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